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Arnold Schwarzenegger has been called Mr. Universe, Movie Star, Honorable Governor, and “that bastard.” He has led an amazing life, with amazing experiences, that all provide amazing material for pranking all you know. Learn More

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Greetings Hi Howdy stranger Good morning How are you? This is me, Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger That's right, I am If I'm not me, who the hell am I? Nice to meet you Hello cutie pie Hi honey, how are you? Hello sweetheart, how are you? it's so nice to hear your voice So what can i do for you? I would like to just get to know you Goodbye [Laugh] [Long laugh] Statements Trust me Here's how it works Well here's my plan I don't play that game I have the utmost respect for women I swear I will not kill anyone Come on baby, you know you're the girl of my dreams Listen to me very carefully It really comes down to this You used to be someone I could trust First, i would just like to get to know you It's a beautiful day Close your eyes It's turbo time The thing is easy I'm the hero You lack discipline I don't really like you Just do what I tell you And look what we have here My business is to protect you I guarantee you, things will change Your clothes, give them to me, now! Hey if you get to los angeles, call my office Whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise I have built businesses and I've signed paychecks Oh, i'm sorry to disappoint you. but you're gonna live and enjoy all the glorious things life has to offer Responses Yes Good Why not? Wrong I don't know Let's do it I hear you I don't care Don't worry That's amazing No deal Negative Come on, don't bullshit me Well, what do you expect? No problem whatsoever You must be very proud of yourself Absolutely, this time you can count on me Questions I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately I've only one more question... Who is your daddy and what does he do? Who are you? What's going on? What's the matter? Get your mother please Let me talk to your mother Are you going to help me now or not? What do you want? What do you want from me? Now why are you helping these raving psychotics? So why am I still alive? What are you afraid of? Who the hell are you?! You know what else? So, are you hedgeman? What is it this time? And stop shouting! I'm not deaf! You know why you're shouting? You think i would marry someone so stupid? Anger Fuck you Bullshit Stop it Stop whining You idiot You bitch Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me! You're a fucking choir boy compared to me, a CHOIR BOY! I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!! You son of a bitch What the hell were you thinking? You want to fuck with me? Fuck you asshole YOU LIEEE! So shutup! You want to fuck me! Put a sock in it What the FUCK did I do wrong? Police Yes, could i speak to the drug dealer of the house please? Hey, i'm a police officer I'm detective john kimble John kimble I'm a cop you idiot It's a beautiful day, and we're out killing drug dealers Famous Quotes Hasta la vista, baby I'll be back You didn't know i was gonna say that, did you? We did rockin' sockin' jet pack You've seen those movies I know i am, i'm a famous comedian My cpu is a neural net processor, a learning computer