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Jake is Luke's older brother, he is not a celebrity, but we think he is hilarious.

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Greetings Hello? Who are you yo? Who is this? Who the fuck is this? My name is Jake I'm Luke's older brother Questions How old are you? Like, are you from around here? Well what's the problem with Luke? Yea yea, you had to think about that for a while, are you sure that's your name? Do you know if there's any reason he would do that to you? Or if it was just some spontaneous shit? How you gonna call my house, and disrespect me at 1 o'clock in the mother fucking morning, and you don't know who I am? So how 'bout that? So what's the beef over, what's the problem over? So why don't you take your fucking problems up with Luke the next time you see him? Statements Aight Yo That ain't right Yea regardless, regardless I got no beef with you So I wanna know what's going on here Aight I feel you, I'd be just as fucking pissed yo I'mma find out what the fuck happened If you wanna take this up with Luke, I understand that Aight I respect you're gonna apologize to me like that, it takes a man to do that Aight yo, you fucking calling here saying, "oh let me talk to Luke cause I want to know if he's a bitch" Alright well why don't you do me a favor, you give me your name and number He's actin' like a child, he should be grown the fuck up by now I completely understand where you're coming from I don't give a fuck what you do yo, I don't give a fuck who you are I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but you're not calling here at 1 o'clock in the fucking morning I feel extremely disrespected, especially by a man who should know, not to come and disrespect a man's family at 1 o'clock in the morning. If you got problems with Luke I understand but you need to take that up with him I know, I'm gonna make a promise to you, that I'mma go and talk to this kid, and we're gonna get this shit straightened out right here I understand that you're gonna be pissed about that I would be thinking the exact same fucking thing and be having the same problems I'm gonna find out the truth about this shit I'mma stand my ground right here and tell you that I feel disrespected by this bullshit Man I ain't hurrying, I ain't your motherfucking bitch, I don't care who you are My father's fucking sleeping, so how about that? Yea you don't want to wake him up. Yea well you need to not fucking call here at 1 o'clock in the motherfucking morning Yea, cause he hangs out with a little older crowd, and he likes to get thinking that he's a little harder than he. Believe I, I used to live with the kid for like seventeen years