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James Eugene "Jim" Carrey can make us both cry and laugh. He is a talented Buddhist and good guy. He is also, hilarious. Happy pranking. Learn More

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Statements I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me! It was a terrible mistake, sir. Please believe me. I guess we both learned a little something about each other, didn't we? A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet sweet love to you. Check, please! Excuse me. For Godssakes, just give me the damn number! Hey Harry old buddy old pal! Hurry hurry hurry! I can't stop going once I've started, it stings! I couldn't possibly accept that, not after all we've been through. I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy. I got worms. I hate goodbyes! I just figured she was a raging alcoholic. I just want to apologise for that unpleasant scene from earlier. I'd do anything to bone her. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me! I'm going to kill you. It was a terrible mistake, sir. Please believe me. Look, we gotta have a serious talk. My friend Hilary and I would like to buy you guys a round of beers. Ummmm, I'm going to go with my instinct on this one. We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off! Responses (bbbblllllbbbb) (high pitched laughter) (laughing) Maaaan, you are one pathetic loser. (long burp) (long low whistle) ahhhhh ahhhhh (sound of urination) C'mon! Oh yeah! Okay, just calm down! Stop being a baby! Well, pardon me, Mr. Perfect! What's the matter? Woo, suck me sideways. yeah? Yes, yes, I've had a wonderful time so far, thank you! Questions Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? I guess we both learned a little something about each other, didn't we?