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Mel Colm-Cille Gerard Gibson AO (yes that is really his given name) is known as one of the most colorful characters working in Hollywood. By “colorful,” we really mean, completely and totally insane. For reals, prank with caution. Learn More

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Statements (fake crying) Don't you dare hang up on me. Fuck you. Fucking bend over backwards with my balls in a knot. Fucking embarrassment to me. Fucking selfish bitch. Get a fucking restraining order. Get it? You get it now? I don't like it, I don't want that woman. I don't love you. I don't stand for that. I have plenty of energy to drive over there. I need a woman! I need medication. I was trying to spare your goddamn feelings! I will make your life goddamn miserable. I'll fucking go, if you want. I'm telling you, I'm just telling you the truth. You don't have any fucking friends except me. You feel like you have to show off in tight outfits and tight pants so we can see your pussy from behind. You fucking.... You hang up, I'm coming over there. You make my life so fucking difficult. You need a fucking doctor, you need a fucking brain transplant. You understand me? Responses Alright. And I will! And that green thing today was enough! And you treated me like shit. NOW! Okay. So you aren't lying to me about fake tits. So? They look ridiculous. Get rid of them why don't you? Stay in the fucking house. Vegas whore. WHAT?! Who cares? Who look like a fucking bitch on heat. Yes, yes, you just did. Yes. Anyway, uh... Bullshit! Do mean for being drunk and disorderly, for hitting you, for what? It is, it is. Listen to what you do to me. MY HOUSE! Not a fucking little girl!