We know that his real name is Paul Reubens, but to us, he will always be on a big adventure, and he will always be Pee-Wee. He is a comedic genius, and a treasure of pop culture. Enjoy. Learn More
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It's me, PeeWee
PeeWee's playhouse, PeeWee speaking
That's what I said, No!
That's my name, don't wear it out
Today's first secret word is: Here!
Today's real secret word is: Great!
Today's secret word is: How!
Today's secret word is: It!
Today's secret word is: No!
Today's secret word is: OK! hah
Today's secret word is: Well!
Wanna play something?
What do you wanna play?
Hello, is Dr. Jinga-Janga in?
Dr. Windslow J. Jinga-Janga
Are you Dr. Jinga-Janga
Well, may I speak with him?
Are you a vegetarian?
Are you kidding?
How are yeee today?
Bring a present for somebody else, OK?
Could you wire me a bus ticket, I'll pay you back, honest.
Did you say something to Terry?
Did you steal Misses T's apples?
How 'bout, pretty please? Oh please, oh please, oh please
How could I refuse since you asked so nicely?
How do you like school Billy?
I gotta go, my parents just came in
I'd like to have a little informal chat with you, OK?
I know you are, but what am I?
I'm havin' a party, and you're invited!
I'm TRYING to use the PHONE!
Put Dottie back on!
Well, my mistake. Haha
Why don't you make me?
Are you tryin' to drive me crazy?!
Well, are you uptight or what?
Is it fun being so beautiful?
It's not nice to make prank phone calls!
It's the kind of party where everybody gets presents
Listen, I'll prove it
Oh, well I hope you're not contagious
Please save your questions until I'm through
Talk about your big butt
When did you discover that you were so beautiful?
Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer
Will you still help me find my bike?
Ya'll come back now, you hear?
You can't just make up lies about people
You promise you won't laugh at me if I tell you something?
You shouldn't steal stuff that doesn't belong to you