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Samuel Leroy Jackson leapt into our hearts in Pulp Fiction and he continues to this day to popularize a slang term that could be insulting to your mother. This is why he is tailor made for the art of the prank call. Learn More

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Greetings Do as I say and you live Statements Enough is a enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Get the fuck out of my face with that shit. I'll see you on the other side. It's my job to handle life and death situations on a daily basis. It's what I do and I'm very good at it. Never say no to a hostage taker, it's in the manual. One of us has made a gross error. This is some fucked up repugnant shit. We're cool and the gang. Well, I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker. Whoa stop right there. Yes you did! Yes, I'm a Mormon, that's why I just smoked a Newport and drank three vodka tonics. You name it, I've done it. You're a smart motherfucker, that's right! You, flock of seagulls, you know why we are here. Your ass aint talking your way out of this shit. fonzie Questions Does he look like a bitch? English do you speak it? How would you know that? I'm gonna email you some pictures, alright? Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? What country you from? "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. What is the miracle? What was the first thing I said to you? Responses Call an ambulance. Fuck You. Hamburgers. He's the toughest son of a bitch I ever met. I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing. If my answers frighten you Vincent, you should cease asking scary questions. MMMhhmm Motherfucker Oh, well, allow me to retort. Please, continue. Say what again, say "what" again, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more time! Shit, yeah. This ain't none of your goddamn buisness You Cant Say no. You give me a call, alright? You know you miss it, you miss the action, you're bored to tears. You know, I'm proud of you.