Offer "Vince" Shlomi is Mr. ShamWow! We are embarrased to admit that we can identify him on first sight. We might be lesser people because of this skill. Learn More
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Hi it's Vince with shamwow
Hi it's Vince with slapchop
And you're gonna love this
Kids can do it
One slap at a time
Here's how to order
So easy, one finger
It just does the work
It's so easy to clean
This works wet or dry
You know, not only nuts
This tuna, looks boring!
Stop having a boring tuna
The skin, comes right off
You're gonna love my nuts
One chop, you add the pickle
You following me camera guy?
I don't know, it sells itself
Watch, it's one slap—salad!
That is gonna smell, see that?
You're gonna slap away everyday
Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess
Now you're gonna have a nice tuna
Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, bikini
Now we're gonna do this in real time
Why do you wanna work twice as hard?
The more you do it, the finer it gets
You don't have any salad in your diet
You're gonna change your eating habits
You're gonna have an exciting life now
Cause you know we can't do this all day
This lasts ten years, this lasts a week
You're gonna be in a great mood all day
ShamWow! You'll be saying wow every time
Five seconds, four five seconds, it's done
Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore
It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge
Made in germany, you know the germans always make good stuff
You're gonna be slapping your troubles away with the slapchop
If I can do it with one finger, you guys can do it with your whole hand