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Hi it's Vince with shamwow Hi it's Vince with slapchop And you're gonna love this Kids can do it One slap at a time Here's how to order So easy, one finger It just does the work It's so easy to clean This works wet or dry You know, not only nuts This tuna, looks boring! Stop having a boring tuna The skin, comes right off You're gonna love my nuts One chop, you add the pickle You following me camera guy? I don't know, it sells itself Watch, it's one slap—salad! That is gonna smell, see that? You're gonna slap away everyday Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess Now you're gonna have a nice tuna Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, bikini Now we're gonna do this in real time Why do you wanna work twice as hard? The more you do it, the finer it gets You don't have any salad in your diet You're gonna change your eating habits You're gonna have an exciting life now Cause you know we can't do this all day This lasts ten years, this lasts a week You're gonna be in a great mood all day ShamWow! You'll be saying wow every time Five seconds, four five seconds, it's done Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge Made in germany, you know the germans always make good stuff You're gonna be slapping your troubles away with the slapchop If I can do it with one finger, you guys can do it with your whole hand